Wooden Yoni Christmas Ornament

Vulva Christmas Ornament

Add a touch of tasteful cheekiness to your Christmas tree with our beautifully crafted vagina Christmas ornament – a celebration of body positivity, womanhood, and empowerment (with just the right amount of festive sass).

This vulva-shaped ornament isn’t just a funny Secret Santa gift – it’s also a meaningful feminist Christmas gift designed to honour the beauty and diversity of the female form. Lovingly handmade from two contrasting types of wood, the layered design highlights the natural elegance of the vulva, complete with subtle clitoris detailing for a realistic and respectful finish. Think Scandi-style meets self-love.

Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who loves bold décor, a colleague who champions body positivity, or treating yourself to a vagina Christmas ornament that proudly embraces femininity – this unique piece makes a statement in the most beautiful way.

Ribbon Colour Options:
Choose from a selection of ribbon colours to complement your Christmas theme.

This tasteful and empowering feminist Christmas decoration is more than just a cheeky bauble – it’s a celebration of self-love, confidence, and the beauty of the female form. Whether you call it a vagina bauble, clitoris ornament, or pussy bauble, it adds both humour and heartfelt meaning to your Christmas tree. Equal parts vulva art and conversation starter, it’s the perfect blend of festive fun and feminist flair. Ideal as a funny yet meaningful Secret Santa gift for her (or him, or them), it also makes a thoughtful present for sex-positive friends, body acceptance advocates, and vulva appreciators everywhere.

Made from Maple and Poplar wood.