Vulva Christmas Bauble

Vulva Christmas Ornament

Looking to add some cheeky charm to your Christmas tree this year? Our funny naughty vagina bauble is the perfect blend of festive and filthy – ideal for anyone after a rude Secret Santa gift, a Christmas cunt gift, or just something to make your friends blush.

Beautifully made from two contrasting types of acrylic, our vulva ornament combinesa cute vibe with a very NSFW twist.

🎀 Custom Ribbon Colours Available!
Pick a ribbon to suit your tree, your vibe, or your friends outrageously bold personality. From classic to chaotic – we’ve got your bauble hanging needs covered.

Whether you’re hunting for a rude Secret Santa gift for your filthiest friend, a funny Secret Santa gift for him (or her, or them), or a cheeky pussy bauble to hang with pride, this naughty christmas decoration has you covered. It’s the perfect Christmas cunt gift for colleagues, or that one weird cousin who always brings the chaos. Ideal as a stocking filler with serious personality or an adult-themed twist on your traditional Christmas décor, this vulva ornament is guaranteed to get the whole room giggling.
Whether you're decorating your own naughty little tree or looking for a standout funny Christmas gift that'll have them howling with laughter, this vagina Christmas ornament is the gift that keeps on giving.

So go ahead – add a splash of sass and a whole lot of snatch to your festivities. Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like a pink cunt hanging proudly from your christmas tree.

Made from acrylic.