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Round Swearing Coaster Set

Round Swearing Coaster Set

£7.99 GBP
£7.99 GBP
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Use The Fucking Coaster - Wooden Coaster Set 

Keep your coffee table safe from liquid rings and clueless guests with our funny swearing coaster set! Handcrafted from natural oak veneer, this pair of delightfully offensive drinks mats features bold, sweary reminders designed to protect your surfaces while giving your friends a proper laugh. It makes an ideal housewarming gift, hilarious birthday present, or cheeky addition to your own living room setup.

Details

What's included
Includes a set of two round oak wooden coasters, each laser-engraved with a different rude sweary message and fitted with protective rubber bumper feet.

Standard Wording
Features two bold, offensive phrases ("Use the fucking coaster" and "Don't fuck up the table") designed to deliver instant laughs straight out of the box.

Choose your pack size
Available in a pack of two or a pack of four.

Care Instructions & Natural Wood Note
Crafted from natural oak wood veneer, meaning organic grain patterns and colour tone variations will occur; do not submerge in water—simply wipe clean using a damp cloth with minimal water or mild cleaning spray.

Features

  • Features two unfiltered, hilarious sweary messages that bring instant adult humour and cheeky personality to any living space.
  • Fitted with non-slip rubber bumper feet on the reverse to keep drinks stable while protecting delicate surfaces against heat and liquid rings.
  • Makes an unforgettable housewarming gift, adult stocking filler, or birthday present for friends and family who appreciate profane humour.

Dimensions

10cm

Shipping & Returns

  • Made and dispatched within 3–5 working days
  • Free shipping over £35
  • Shipped via Royal Mail Tracked 48
  • Express shipping available at checkout if you need your order sooner
  • Non-personalised items can be returned within 14 days of delivery


Personalised items are made to order and therefore cannot be returned unless faulty.

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Natasha C.

Well crafted items, arrived on time, bit cheeky but I love them.

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Claire

These are great! They made me laugh, so have bought some for family, should raise a few eyebrows and laughs!

Really lovely quality, well packaged and delivered really quickly.

Recommend!

Just came back to add, these were an absolute hit for my recipients for Xmas!

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Susan C.

Excellent all round! Great coasters, well made and delivered quickly

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Kim O.

Great quality coasters, my friend will love these for Christmas. Packaging was very secure.