Santa's Ho Bookmark

£6.99 GBP

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Shipping from £3.20 | Free over £35

He's making a list, checking it twice… and this one's definitely NAUGHTY! 🍆✨

Get ready to sleigh your festive reading season with our hilariously cheeky "Santa's Ho" Penis Shaped Acrylic Bookmark! The perfect way to keep your place between those extra steamy chapters while adding a little naughty Christmas magic to your favourite smutty reads! 🔥📚

Whether you're treating your favourite dark romance obsessed bestie, spreading some festive filth at your book club, or hunting down the ultimate naughty Secret Santa gift, this cheeky little stocking stuffer is guaranteed to bring giggles, blushes and a whole lot of ho-ho-ho! 🎁💋

Perfect for BookTok girlies, smut lovers and anyone who's firmly on Santa's naughty list!

Details

What's included
Includes one cheeky "Santa's Ho" penis-shaped pastel acrylic bookmark with Santa hat detail.

Choose your Pastel Colour
Available in a selection of pretty pastel acrylic shades to perfectly complement your favourite spicy book covers.

Craftsmanship & Acrylic Care Note
Crafted from durable 3mm pastel acrylic.

Features

Handcrafted from premium 3mm thick pastel acrylic with smooth laser-cut edges for a durable, lightweight page marker.
Features an eye-catching penis silhouette detailed with precision-engraved typography and signature sparkle accents.
Designed to easily mark pages in paperbacks, hardcovers, or spicy romance novels without damaging delicate book spines.
Makes a hilarious naughty Secret Santa gift, cheeky birthday present, or viral BookTok surprise for dark romance lovers and book club mates.
Delivers a playful and unapologetic aesthetic that turns reading time into a fun, cheeky conversation starter.

Dimensions

Bookmark: 15cm x 6cm
Thickness: 3mm

Shipping & Returns

Made and dispatched within 3–5 working days
Free shipping over £35
Shipped via Royal Mail Tracked 48
Express shipping available at checkout if you need your order sooner
Non-personalised items can be returned within 14 days of delivery

Personalised items are made to order and therefore cannot be returned unless faulty.

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