• A small clear glass bottle with a cork stopper and a hanging kraft paper tag reading 'Santa THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT' is styled on a marble surface with holiday decor, a candle, pine branches, and red ornaments. A vertical measurement marker on the right shows 8.
  • A hand holds a small clear glass bottle with a cork stopper, filled with wooden Christmas letter decorations and a kraft paper tag that reads, 'Santa thinks YOU'RE A CUNT.' The scene is styled with holiday greenery, a candle, and wrapped gifts in the background.
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Novelty Santa Cunt Jar

Novelty Santa Cunt Jar

£7.99 GBP
£7.99 GBP
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Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Jar

Looking for a bold, hilarious adult gag gift this holiday season? This novelty glass jar is filled to the brim with mini wooden cut out "cunts," complete with a cheeky gift tag tied around the neck. Guaranteed to deliver instant laughs and shock value, it is the ultimate Secret Santa present for office parties, festive gatherings, and friends with an unfiltered sense of humour.

 

Details

What's included
Glass jar filled with mini wooden "cunts" and a tied-on printed gift tag.

Choose your options
Choice of rustic kraft or brilliant white card tags.

Standard Wording
Printed on the tag as standard: "Santa thinks you're a cunt."

Features

  • The ultimate adult Secret Santa gag gift guaranteed to deliver big laughs and festive banter
  • Filled with precision-cut mini wooden pieces inside a classic clear glass jar
  • A hilarious, memorable novelty present for coworkers and friends with a cheeky sense of humour

Dimensions

8.5cm tall

Shipping & Returns

  • Made and dispatched within 3–5 working days
  • Free shipping over £35
  • Shipped via Royal Mail Tracked 48
  • Express shipping available at checkout if you need your order sooner
  • Non-personalised items can be returned within 14 days of delivery


Personalised items are made to order and therefore cannot be returned unless faulty.

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Daisy R.

Very funny can’t wait to give to my dad for Christmas, thank you

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Rachel

Perfect. Funny and personal ‘secret Santa’ gift. Was so grateful to Charlie for the attention and fast response to my query. Very happy with speed and packaging of delivery too. Highly recommended. Thank you guys. ☺️