• A hand holds a small clear glass bottle with a cork stopper and a hanging kraft paper tag that reads, "Merry Christmas I HEARD YOU WERE RUNNING LOW SO I GOT YOU A JAR OF Fucks." The bottle contains wooden letter cutouts spelling FUCK.
  • A small clear glass bottle with a cork stopper and a hanging kraft paper tag, filled with wooden novelty letter pieces. The bottle sits on a marble surface with holiday decor, a candle, pine branches, and wrapped gifts in the background.
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Novelty Running Low On Fucks Jar

Novelty Running Low On Fucks Jar

£7.99 GBP
£7.99 GBP
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Shipping from £3.20 | Free over £35

Merry Christmas I Heard You Were Running Low Fuck Jar

Looking for a unique and hilarious gag gift this holiday season? This novelty glass jar is filled to the brim with mini wooden cutout "fucks," complete with a cheeky gift tag tied around the neck. Guaranteed to bring instant laughter, it is the ultimate cheeky present for office Secret Santas, festive parties, and friends who have officially run out of fucks to give.

Details

What's included
Glass jar filled with mini wooden "fucks" and a tied-on printed gift tag.

Choose your options
Choice of rustic kraft or brilliant white card tags.

Standard Wording
Printed on the tag as standard: "Merry Christmas. I heard you were running low, so I got you a jar of fucks."

Features

  • The ultimate adult Secret Santa gag gift guaranteed to deliver big laughs at holiday gatherings
  • Complete with a festive tied-on tag available in your choice of kraft or white card
  • A hilarious, memorable novelty keepsake for coworkers, friends, and family with a cheeky sense of humour

Dimensions

8.5cm tall

Shipping & Returns

  • Made and dispatched within 3–5 working days
  • Free shipping over £35
  • Shipped via Royal Mail Tracked 48
  • Express shipping available at checkout if you need your order sooner
  • Non-personalised items can be returned within 14 days of delivery


Personalised items are made to order and therefore cannot be returned unless faulty.

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Clare

Tiny - my fault, I should have checked sizing 🙃

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Peter M.

Great quality, well packaged, quick delivery

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Sign i.w.A.u.

It’s very juvenile, but very funny

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Simena W.

Amazing product definitely recommend very happy 🙂

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Jacqueline R.

Super fast delivery, great little stocking filler :)

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Susannah

Ideal Xmas gift for grown ups who are still silly teenagers