• A hand holds a small clear glass jar with a cork stopper and a kraft paper tag that reads, 'Merry Christmas HERE'S A JAR OF Dicks.' The jar contains wooden penis-shaped ornaments.
  • A clear glass bottle with a cork stopper, filled with small PENIS shaped WOODEN PARTS, sits on a light countertop. A kraft paper tag reads “Merry Christmas Here’s a Jar of Dicks.
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Novelty Christmas Jar of Dicks

Novelty Christmas Jar of Dicks

£7.99 GBP
£7.99 GBP
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Merry Christmas Here's a Jar of Dicks

Looking for a unique and hilarious gag gift this holiday season? This novelty glass jar is filled to the brim with mini wooden cut out "dicks," complete with a cheeky gift tag tied around the neck. Guaranteed to bring instant laughter, it is the ultimate adult present for office Secret Santas, festive parties, and friends with a playful sense of humour.

Details

What's included
Glass jar filled with mini wooden "dicks" and a tied-on printed gift tag.

Choose your options
Choice of rustic kraft or brilliant white card tags.

Standard Wording
Printed on the tag as standard: "Merry Christmas Here's A Jar Of Dicks"

Features

  • The ultimate adult Secret Santa gag gift guaranteed to deliver big laughs at holiday gatherings
  • Filled with precision-cut mini wooden pieces inside a classic clear glass jar
  • Complete with a festive tied-on tag available in your choice of rustic kraft or white card
  • A hilarious, memorable novelty present for coworkers, friends, and family with a cheeky sense of humour

Dimensions

8.5cm tall

Shipping & Returns

  • Made and dispatched within 3–5 working days
  • Free shipping over £35
  • Shipped via Royal Mail Tracked 48
  • Express shipping available at checkout if you need your order sooner
  • Non-personalised items can be returned within 14 days of delivery


Personalised items are made to order and therefore cannot be returned unless faulty.

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